Funny Wine Teddy Bear – “Who Do I Have to Sleep With” Plush Gift for Adults

“Who Do I Have to Sleep With to Get a Glass of Wine?” Teddy Bear – Hilarious Plush for Wine Lovers

Sweet, soft, and totally over it—this bear says what we're all thinking. Dressed in a removable tee that reads, “Who do I have to sleep with to get a glass of wine?” in elegant script, he’s your new favorite drinking buddy (or passive-aggressive dining room centerpiece).

Perfect as a gag gift for your wine-loving bestie, bachelorette bash, or just a Wednesday night meltdown mascot. Warning: may cause sudden laughter and red wine cravings.

🍷 Want more wine sass?
Grab the matching Tote, T-shirt, or Throw Pillow in our shop for the full uncorked mood.

Please Note:
Each bear is made to order just for you. Please allow 2–5 business days for production before shipping.

Product Features:

• Soft brown plush with stitched details and sassy side-eyes

• Removable white tee with cheeky wine quote

• Classy black bow tie for maximum dramatic effect

• Size: approx. 7" x 10" – ideal for gifting, giggling, or wine shelf décor

• A hilarious gift for wine lovers with a wicked sense of humor

Care Instructions:
Spot clean only with mild soap and a damp cloth. Air dry and do not serve actual wine (no matter how much he begs).