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Eat a Bag of Dicks Crop Tee – Bold, Funny, and Totally Unapologetic
Eat a Bag of Dicks Crop Tee – Bold, Funny, and Totally Unapologetic
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Looking for a cross-stich style shirt that says what you're thinking? This crop tee delivers attitude with a wink. With its laid-back fit and cheeky phrase, it's made for those who don’t take themselves too seriously and love a good laugh. Whether you're hitting a party, celebrating a birthday, or just feel like stirring the pot, this tee is the perfect conversation starter.
A hilarious gift for:
Birthdays, bachelorette parties, casual hangouts, girls’ nights, or your favorite unapologetically blunt friend.
Made Just for You:
All shirts are made to order — please allow 2–5 business days for production before shipping.
Product Features:
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Relaxed fit with dropped shoulders for a chill vibe
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Shoulder tape adds structure and keeps its shape
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Double needle stitching for extra durability
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Medium-weight fabric with just the right softness and structure
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Available in solid colors and Grey Marle
Care Instructions:
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Machine wash cold (max 30C or 90F)
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Do not bleach
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Tumble dry low
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Iron or steam on low heat
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Do not dry clean
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