Sweet on the outside, savage on the shirt—this soft and snuggly teddy bear is serving side-eye with a bow tie. Dressed in a removable cross-stitch-style tee that reads “Don't Be a Dick,” he’s the perfect blend of cozy and crude. Whether you’re gifting it to a bestie with a dark sense of humor or need a break-up bear with bite, this little guy gets the message across—with fluff.
Please Note: Each bear is made to order just for you! Please allow 2–5 business days for production before shipping.
BONUS: Want to twin with your teddy? You can buy a matching adult-size T-shirt separately—check our shop for the listing!
Product Highlights:
Soft light brown fur with embroidered details and plush build
Removable white t-shirt with cross-stitch-style sass
Adorably formal with a stitched-on black bow tie
Size: approx. 7" x 10" – fits on shelves, desks, or as a surprise gift
Bright print design that keeps its snark
Care Instructions:
Spot clean with mild soap and a damp microfiber cloth. Let air dry. Avoid scrubbing the printed design directly.
