Don’t Be a Dick – XL Tote Bag | Big Message. Bigger Bag.
Sassy, sunny, and straight to the point—this extra-large tote doesn’t whisper, it speaks truth. With its retro sunset stripes and blunt reminder, it’s the perfect carry-all for those who prefer their style with a side of attitude and a dash of decency.
Product Features:
XL size: 24" x 13" – perfect for beach days, weekend errands, gym gear, or just making a statement
Vintage-inspired design with bold 70s-style typography and warm sunset tones
Strong polyester body with boxed corners for durability and structure
Flat bottom for easy packing—whether it's towels, wine, or your last nerve
Black cotton straps built for comfort and strength
Care Instructions: Spot clean or hand wash only. Air dry to keep the sass fresh.
Please note: Each tote is made to order just for you. Please allow 2–5 business days before shipping.
