Don’t Be a Dick Tote Bag – 3 Sizes | A Friendly Reminder in Bold Retro Style
Sometimes the world just needs a gentle nudge—and this tote delivers it with sunshine, stripes, and zero shame. With vintage 70s vibes and a message that keeps it real, this bag is equal parts functional and fabulous.
Available in 3 Sizes:
Small (13" x 13") – perfect for quick errands, a lunch bag with personality, or gift-giving
Medium (16" x 16") – everyday size for books, planners, or a “just in case” layer
Large (18" x 18") – roomy enough for beach days, work gear, or gym runs
Features:
Warm retro color palette with a sun-faded look and bold lettering
Made from lightweight, durable polyester that holds its shape
Sturdy cotton straps built for daily use
Reinforced stitching for strength on the go
A carry-all with character—and a conscience
Care Instructions: Spot clean or hand wash gently. Air dry only.
Please note: Each tote is made to order just for you. Please allow 2–5 business days before shipping.
